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The Librarian looked out at the jolting scenery. He was sulking. This had a lot to do with the new bright collar around his neck with the word "PONGO" on it. Someone was going to suffer for this.

Nanny Ogg never did any housework herself, but she was the cause of housework in other people.

Mustrum Ridcully did a lot for rare species. For one thing, he kept them rare.

Using a metaphor in front of a man as unimaginative as Ridcully was like a red flag to a bu-- was like putting something very annoying in front of someone who was annoyed by it.

The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.

No matter what she did with her hair it took about three minutes for it to tangle itself up again, like a garden hosepipe in a shed [Which, no matter how carefully coiled, will always uncoil overnight and tie the lawnmower to the bicycles].

And the child had a permanently runny nose and ought to be provided with a handkerchief or, failing that, a cork.

'You've got the loudest silences I ever did hear from anyone who wasn't dead!'
[Esme gets mad at Gytha Ogg]

Humans are always slightly lost. It's a basic characteristic. It explains a lot about them.

"Someone got killed up here...A tall man. He had one leg longer'n the other. And a beard. He was probably a hunter."
"How'd you know all that?"
"I just trod on 'im."

The point was Granny Weatherwax had a feeling she was going to die. This was beginning to get on her nerves.
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